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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

No way

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?