What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 03:27

Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?